Kingdom Hearts 3 Starts Off With A Great Self-Aware Joke

By Alex Chen | January 01, 0001

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for Kingdom Hearts 3, which came out this week. It appears that the developers couldn’t resist getting in a little joke at the expense of everyone who’s been wading through spinoff after spinoff since then. Last night I started Kingdom Hearts 3. After watching the twenty minutes of recap videos, then the opening cut scene, then another cut scene, then another cut scene, I สมัคร winner55 เครดิต ฟรี 188

was ready to go. We cut to a black screen. The words “Kingdom Hearts” slowly faded in. And then this screen appeared:cnx.cmd.push(function(){cnx({"playerId":"e3616d04-4972-4839-a63a-c6975e2e9731","settings":{"advertising":{"macros":{"AD_UNIT":"/23178111854/od.kotaku.com/article","CHILD_UNIT":"article","POST_ID":"1832202926","POST_TYPE":"post","CHANNEL":"uncategorized","SECTION":"","SUBSECTION":"","CATEGORIES":"uncategorized","TAGS":"kingdom-hearts,square-enix","NOP":"0"},"timeBeforeFirstAd":0}}}).render("cnx-player-main")}); I laughed out loud. Weird naming conventions are part of Kingdom Hearts’s charm. Other than the main numbered releases, there’s a Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, a Kingdom Hearts 1.5 and 2.5, and a Kingdom Hearts χ (pronounced “key”). There’s even a game called Kingdom Hearts 2.8, and another one called Kingdom Hearts 0.2. To add in a 2.9 at first feels infuriating, then makes you laugh. Because I winner55 com เพื่อ เข้า ระบบ ค่ะ used to be an asshole that liked to ruin people’s fun, I had been saying that I was not sure if Kingdom Hearts 3 would ever come out for years, as a way to rib on my friends who were desperately waiting for it. Now, it felt like the game was also in on the joke. Rest assured, once you get past the first world, you’ll see a splash screen for Kingdom Hearts 3, but it was hilarious to find that the game was going to make everyone wait just a little bit longer. Other players had a similar สมัคร winner55 เครดิต ฟรี 188 reaction to me: https://twitter.com/embed/status/1090121177429917696 My favorite part of Kingdom Hearts 3 is when you think the logo is going to appear and instead it says in big letters on ทางเข้า winner55 ผ่านโทรศัพท์มือถือ screen KINGDOM HEARTS 2.9 just to toy with your emotions and some of you will think this is a shitpost because that's how far we've fallen into the abyss — Neco-Tan (@TannerOfDaNorth) January 30, 2019

They really just hit me with a 2.9….I’m pissed😂@KINGDOMHEARTS @SquareEnix — Chris Warren III (@ScorealldayCW25) January 29, 2019 https://www.tumblr.com/harmonicbliss/182392603906/ Someday, soon, I’ll be able to play Kingdom Hearts 3. Just not as soon as I first thought.

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