Backhanded Box Quotes_ When 'Best Call of Duty Ever!' Isn't a Compliment

By Alex Chen | January 01, 0001

Welcome back to “Backhanded Box Quotes,” a collection of measured, thoughtful criticism from the user reviews of Metacritic. This week we examine games from H25 two series that frequently are accused of impersonating each other: Call of Duty: Black Ops II, and Halo 4 Call of H25 Duty: Black Ops II Released: Nov. 13. Critic: MasterOfMetroid (Metacritic) • “I can’t believe I waited in line for this.” Score: 1 Critic: ChrisTB (Metacritic) • “CoD … CoD never changes.” Score: 0 Critic: rmartinezdl (Metacritic) • “I dont get why Activision keeps renaming their Single Player Campgain dlc ($10) and take 1 **** year to release a weapons/map patch, and why on earth is this patch $60.”cnx.cmd.push(function(){cnx({"playerId":"e3616d04-4972-4839-a63a-c6975e2e9731","settings":{"advertising":{"macros":{"AD_UNIT":"/23178111854/od.kotaku.com/article","CHILD_UNIT":"article","POST_ID":"5961390","POST_TYPE":"post","CHANNEL":"uncategorized","SECTION":"","SUBSECTION":"","CATEGORIES":"uncategorized","TAGS":"call-of-duty,halo","NOP":"0"},"timeBeforeFirstAd":0}}}).render("cnx-player-main")}); Score: 0 Critic: Badonkadonk (Metacritic) • h25 com สล็อต​ h25 com สล็อต​ “The critics are raving about this, but I guess Activision has been paying this off because this game is absolute garbage.” Score: 3 Critic: jnova80 (Metacritic) • h25 com เข้าสู่ระบบ​ “Bro Fest 2012! Get your TapOut shirts and dubstep ready! This one is shaping up to be the biggest gathering of pointless nonsense we have ever seen!!!” Score: 0 Critic: nufrequency (Metacritic) • “If you or your kid have been diagnosed with ADHD … or Kalnienk vision disorder this game is designed especially for YOU!” • “This is not the Black Ops game you were hoping for… This is Super Turbo Edition !” Score: 3 Halo 4 Released: Nov. 6. Critic: StoneSoldier (Metacritic) • “It’s more like MW dressed up, right from the stupid climbing sequence right from the start.” Score: 0 Critic: Franky4Fingurs (Metacritic) • “Think of Disney redoing star wars but the theme music doesn’t start while the words are scrolling…” Score: 2 Critic: BadmanFaust (Metacritic) • “Best Call of Duty Game Ever!” Score: 2 Backhanded Box Quotes will be h25 com เข้าสู่ระบบ​ an occasional feature of Kotaku’s Anger Management, unless it isn’t.

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